"Blondes, brunettes, and redheads put their hammer down To pound a cold chisel through my heart But they were nothin' but apostrophes Oh baby, this one's from the heart" So what's on offer, I bring experience and knowledge, borne from personal and related experiences to the table. .I have a vivid imagination and I consider my sense of humour to be one of my strong points. I am interested initially in conversation and the sharing of experiences and ideas, and so after this, if we do establish a "connection" then we can take it further to put these ideas into practice and to indulge in some antics that both parties enjoy and have some naughty/rude fun together, (fun is one of the prime objectives, why do it otherwise?) We can also incorporate socialising/dining too if you like too (but be aware, if I detect the merest whiff of a "rinser" then I will drop you immediately). So if you are interested then just send me a message and then lets have a discussion and see how it goes/where it takes us.

My Ideal Person as per above, I like em witty, intelligent, brush up well and look nice (no slutty attire and Definitely NO hooker heels, NO not even in the bedroom).