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Titulucasmiranda 43M
22 posts
4/18/2018 5:11 pm

Que linda essa mulher gostosa

Titulucasmiranda 43M
22 posts
4/18/2018 5:12 pm

Quero amigas com você

rm_armanipolo 59M
15 posts
4/18/2018 5:20 pm

hope your

playfulmale2018 54M

4/18/2018 5:26 pm

hope your ok, .....

notsure1949 69M
7337 posts
4/18/2018 5:36 pm

nothing like a fork, but sometimes it is just a large piece of food

luvexotic 57M  
3691 posts
4/18/2018 6:01 pm

Haven't swallowed a piece of plastic fork, but have swallowed a few flies unwillingly. And they don't taste good at all.

superbjversion2 63F  
12802 posts
4/18/2018 6:27 pm

Well, now when the guys ask if you swallow ......

I don't think I've ever swallowed anything weird but I did sneeze hamburger out my nostrils once.

I put the Sex in Sexagenarian

ColonelXYZ 37M
12 posts
4/18/2018 7:00 pm

Don’t worry! You’re body can deal with it no problem !

FBazbo 59M
4500 posts
4/18/2018 7:13 pm

A line an attractive woman fed to me. Boy howdy did that result in some indigestion. I would've rather swallowed part of a fork.

Enjoy the weather! It got nippy up here again for a day or two.

This one's off the market. Now I'm just here for the blogs.

lok4fun500 108M  
41675 posts
4/18/2018 7:40 pm

We have sunshine here but no 80 degrees!
Does that mean you were forked in the mouth? ...Did anyone do the hindlick maneuver?
I do hope you are OK....a plastic piece of fork can be a serious piece to pass!

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LakeRidgeBBWSeek 58M
2740 posts
4/18/2018 7:44 pm

Actually, if you have any abdominable pain, run, dont walk to the ER. A fork peice has a sharp point on end and can easily cause a bowel perforation, something you DONT want. As to what I have swallowed, would be a mouthful plus of gasoline, while siphoning from my dads truck, with his permission, for gas for my fishing boat. It came up the hose faster than I planned, and I got a mouthful +, and swallowed alot of it. I was sick for days !

able202 68M
2758 posts
4/18/2018 8:46 pm

wow I dont remember swallowing anything. Like to swallow your squirt.


gardenboy321 55M  
39421 posts
4/18/2018 9:07 pm

Can't think of one at the moment, but it was probably a woman's pubic hair.

Thoughts from the Garden...

topherific 55M
4328 posts
4/18/2018 9:15 pm

a bug at about 20mi into a 50mi workout(i was MUCH younger)

puked while pedaling and finished the workout

useme46383 67M
60 posts
4/18/2018 9:45 pm

I swallowed a perch fish bone once by accident. It lodged in my throst and I had to go to the ER to get it removed.

SeaGirlFL 54F  
5003 posts
4/18/2018 10:11 pm

Oh dear! I'd be freaked out, too!

Can't think of anything unusual...though, i am sure that i have.

"Sometimes the most productive thing you can do is relax." – Mark Black

scottj55555 50M
1940 posts
4/18/2018 11:43 pm

After the appropriate appetizer, sometimes you just need a good fork.

blondegirlis 53F  
4461 posts
4/19/2018 12:34 am

Oh wow not good! You should get checked out as LakeRidgeBBWSeek advised because he's could perforate your oesophagus (throat), intestines and bowels. Remember if plastic doesn't deteriorate in a landfill, do you really think your body can handle it?

XHamburgDave 75M  
5161 posts
4/19/2018 1:17 am

Not Good J, get yourself checked out!! A piece of plastic could damge you more than airport food. Take care of yourself my friend

Sunny weather here in the low 60's, could be a lot worse

sexysixties2 70F  
37646 posts
4/19/2018 4:21 am

I hope you're okay....I actually hate plastic doesn't do what it's supposed to do...knives don't cut and forks don't spear food!!!

I once swallowed a piece of my tooth which broke while I was eating rice....only I could manage that!

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1st_downonu 62M
180 posts
4/19/2018 4:22 am

Hope it comes out ok.

rebelpride57 61M/55F  
20 posts
4/19/2018 4:25 am

the worst was a cunt hair made me gag hate a hairy pus

AmorphousAmor 62M
3430 posts
4/19/2018 4:31 am

When I was about 12 I swallowed a smallish peach pit and nobody in my family believed me! It went in without incident (and I assume out as well) - speaking of peaches, how are yours? 😋👅💦

azriel1970 48M  
22204 posts
4/19/2018 5:27 am

Hmm Swallowing something non-sexual???? LOL

Nothing that I can recall though I am dang sure I have in my life. I hope you will be okay sweetie!!

oldbstrd55 61M  
3062 posts
4/19/2018 6:07 am

Besides the occasional bug at 70mph, I can't think of anything. One of my boys swallowed a fishing weight, the doctor had a good laugh and told us to check his stool to make sure it passed ok. Rubber gloves, squishing shit.

1horizon 96M
386 posts
4/19/2018 9:29 am

The good news is that you "think" you swallowed it. I guess that means it has to be a really small piece. In which case...

This too will pass.

I have to agree with the couple of folks that warned of danger. As it travels through you it might cause damage and that could lead to problems. I don't think any medical professional is going to go in after it but they'll just warn you to be alert for signs of damage. If everything is fine after a week or so then you should be able to go back to using cutlery. Silly, silly, silly...

lindoboy100 55M
19773 posts
4/19/2018 10:28 am

Ouch.......maybe ye should ingest some ay that enzyme they've discovered that eats plastic??

I've never accidentally swallowed anything particularly odd, but I have eaten a few things that might be culturally unusual to some of us......

Wake up and hold yer noses.........

Tmptrzz 55F  
50185 posts
4/19/2018 10:48 am

Yikes my friend that doesn't sound good, you will have to be careful and watch when eating with those now. I hate using them as I have never swallowed part of them but they do break rather easily. So nice to hear your enjoying the Sunshiny Weather..

Just your average every day run of the mill nana here!!!

citizen4722 60M  
58412 posts
4/19/2018 11:36 am

I remember swallowing a fly...or two on a beach!
We've been having glorious weather over the pond these past two days. I hope it lasts.

wantaplay8 65M
4519 posts
4/19/2018 2:07 pm

A few Mosquitoes, some larger bug too and gum that is it....never run through the woods with your mouth open! Ha ha.
The fork will pass depending on the size of the tang; if you did.
Busy is about that fine weather your hanging out in! LOL
Headed for a week of near or slightly above 60 next week and a couple of wet snow for a change.

proteus_2a 52M
6263 posts
4/20/2018 2:44 am

Apart from the occasional food wrapper, pretty mundane things here

Cheers my lady, and take care

proteus_2a 52M
6263 posts
4/20/2018 2:45 am

As for the title,let's not go into that !!!

Cheers - P

Voyuer97 61M
451 posts
4/21/2018 7:02 am

Well, as Yogi is quoted as saying (and probably didn't) when you come to a fork in the road, take it. I don't think he meant literally, though!

I swallowed a lot of the bullshit my charming ex used to serve up - she was the most accomplished liar I have even known. As for me? Other than that, I tend to be kinda careful about swallowing stuff.

Not to worry. It all comes out in the end.

Leegs2012 45M
33900 posts
4/21/2018 10:02 am

Are u OK??? Like you said, at least you are in warm weather...not up chance.

josegordon 73M/114F
10 posts
4/22/2018 4:47 am

i swallowed a load once (ok)twice but it was no accident

templar_s 48M
3810 posts
4/22/2018 7:02 am

Ive also accidentally swallowed gasoline from siphoning in the old days, and I've done it more than once...not a great feeling, I tell you. Not recommended.

Now, things that other people have accidentally swallowed? No comment, and no accidents.

Jimbeam4sex 43M
1 post
4/22/2018 12:45 pm

Swallow some jizz

cantwaitandready 49M
17 posts
4/22/2018 1:44 pm

are you ok

fubar2night 34M
16 posts
4/26/2018 5:30 am

that is one way to put it.

LAxoxguy 39M
22 posts
4/29/2018 8:25 pm

Plastic cutlery and straws are banned in Malibu, CA. Hopefully, more places ban it!! One-use plastic is destroying our oceans and our lives.

ExtremeCock10 47M
2 posts
5/3/2018 12:20 am


felcher74 44M  
38 posts
5/6/2018 1:55 pm

thats hot yummeee mmmm

felcher74 44M  
38 posts
5/8/2018 1:59 pm

mmm wow thats hott

Sirshardsanddeep 41M
32 posts
5/13/2018 5:47 am

I actually can't think of anything. Hope you're ok though.

klitflicker 53M
13 posts
5/15/2018 8:58 pm

a grub in a serving of creamed corn .

klitflicker 53M
13 posts
5/15/2018 9:00 pm

Sounds like a scene from The Terror. Was 15 feet of rope involved?

maybejustrex4 51M  
2255 posts
5/16/2018 7:42 am

    Quoting scottj55555:
    After the appropriate appetizer, sometimes you just need a good fork.
The winner!

atro2018 30M  
12 posts
5/17/2018 11:32 am

not good

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