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Public Transportation Narc
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Public Transportation Narc A few years ago, my car broke down on me and i had to complete some errands that required some bus travel. The public transit system in my city is actually pretty good, clean and efficient. I get to stop along the way and do things that i would notvhave taken the time to do.. like eat a hot in the park alone on a bench, fed the pigeons and talked with people that i would have never met on my own. This day, i was sitting quietly minding my own business. An elderly lady sat in front of me and these two teenaged boys got on the bus along the way. These two got on the bus giggling and excitedly pleased with themselves. They stood up clutching and huddled up around the handle bars looking compulsive into a wallet. I could smell it as soon as they stepped on board, because when you are a stoner.. you can smell the slightest hint of sativa in the air the same way a shark sniffs a drop of blood two miles away. The ride continued and these boys continued to giggle, look around then go back to looking at the stash they were hiding in the wallet. Eventually, their behaviour annoyed the elderly lady sitting ahead of me. She got up and moved to sit with me by the window. The boys saw this and sat in front of us while the woman scoffed. I just turned to her and gave her a reassuring smile. She didnt quite know what to make of my grin from her expression. All i had to say was, "It's okay, ma'am. They're just scoring their first bag of dope, but as soon as they get caught, they'll straighten up." I just meant that they looked like harmless doing something that they are not used to doing..... BUT.. through the filter of a paranoid he heard, WE ARE GOING TO BE BUSTED! His giggling immediately stopped and i literally watched the hair on the back of his neck stand up. His friend kept giggling and thumbing at the stash in the wallet and got elbowed in the ribs. I also saw the less than obvious nod my way and i realized the game was afoot! The lady sitting next to me must have noticed vecause her annoyance level dropped immediately. The two boys sat there motionless and silent now. One of them intermittently turning back slowly to discover me with my eyes sternly locked on them every few minutes escalated everything.. The lady was now grinning at me as well. I had a feeling they were headed to the mall that was five stops away, so i figured it was time for the coup de grace. I took out my phone and mocked a quiet phone call.. "This is Agent Wonkers en route to Ingram mall. I have the perps in sight and ready to apprehend. When the bus stops at the mall, your agents are cleared to storm the bus and remove the perps." As soon as i said, Agent, their heads tilted at the words and immediately started to shift in their seats. They leaned forward and concocted their escape from justice and immediately rang the stop bell. I saw them toss their stash on the bench and as soon as the bus came to a halt, they ran out of the bus and straight down the sidewalk at full speed. The lady sitting next to me burst out into laughter immediately as soon as they hit the doors. While we laughed, i reached over the seat and grabbed the stash left behind and assured the lady that i would dispose of it before it fell into the wrong hands. It was now in the right hands and i properly disposed of it by burning it in tiny doses.  |
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THAT is a great story! Cynicus Narcimus! Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!
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Hey, let's play that game!!! 
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