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Well, she isn't painting viruses...  

secret_lade 49F
14127 posts
4/2/2020 3:31 pm
Well, she isn't painting viruses...

But, she is painting this.



I can't help but<b> love </font></b>my Spawn.

When I got home from work tonight I was talking aloud asking her what she wanted for dinner.

"I can make chicken.... I've got some burger in the freezer.... We need to get this sausage cooked up. What do you think [Middle ] wants for dinner?"

"How about pancakes?"

"We could do breakfast for dinner.... Oh, that's right! [Middle ] is staying at Dad's tonight. I don't have to cook."

"Really Mom?!? I smell a favorite here.... No wonder I'm so skinny."

"You KNOW what I meant. It's much easier for me to cook when it's just the two of us. What a brat!"

"You know, you don't have to cook a big meal just because he's here. I can see who you<b> love </font></b>more...."

"Oh really! Maybe if I didn't come home to THIS in the bathroom....."



"You know you<b> love </font></b>me."

"You know I do."

And, I really do. I couldn't imagine my life without her.

secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
4/3/2020 3:02 pm

    Quoting tickles4us:
    Hmmm, I'd say it might be a good idea to talk to her about what makes a good tattoo and what looks....not so good before she gets to the age of doing tats.
I'm already concerned.... She was just excitedly telling me about Post Malone's new face tattoo last week. Ugh


tickles4us 62M
7262 posts
4/3/2020 7:36 am

Hmmm, I'd say it might be a good idea to talk to her about what makes a good tattoo and what looks....not so good before she gets to the age of doing tats.

Vive La Difference


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
4/3/2020 1:56 am

    Quoting lindoboy100:
    That is one very clever young lady!

    And that is one very scary Barbie! Took me ages to work out that it didn't have four arms mind!
OMG! Ha ha ha ha.... I never even noticed that when I took the pic. It's sitting in front of the bathroom mirror. It reminded me of when I was a kid and I would do this stuff to my Grandma and Grandpa.


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
4/3/2020 1:53 am

    Quoting Paulxx001:
    Is there a Ken?
    Couples balance each other out - don't they? 🤔
There are a few Ken's, but she hasn't Goth'ed them up yet. LOL Thank God....


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
4/3/2020 1:52 am

    Quoting jolielaide:
    Makes me wonder where are the Barbie dolls I had. I distinctly remember chewing the hands and feet.
I did the same thing to a few! I still have a Barbie and Ken from when I was a kid, my grandma saved it in a trunk full of stuff. The trunk is still at my Ex's house, I was amazed at what was in there when she gave it to me.


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
4/3/2020 1:50 am

    Quoting mc_justmc:
    Yikes!!!!! Hide the Magic Markers!!! What a wild imagination your child has.
That she does! Now that I have her back from her Dad's, I take a shower as soon as I get home to wash the virus off me. That thing actually startled me when I walked into the bathroom. LOL


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
4/3/2020 1:42 am

Yep


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
4/3/2020 1:41 am

    Quoting easy_going2014:
    that's a good story

    watch out for that Barbie

    hmm

    Aqua - "Barbie Girl"

    Hi, Barbie
    Hi, Ken!
    Do you wanna go for a ride?
    Sure, Ken!
    Jump in...

    I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world
    Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
    You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
    Imagination, life is your creation
    Come on, Barbie, let's go party!

    I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world
    Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
    You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
    Imagination, life is your creation

    I'm a blond bimbo girl in a fantasy world
    Dress me up, make it tight, I'm your dolly
    You're my doll, rock'n'roll, feel the glamour in pink,
    Kiss me here, touch me there, hanky panky...
    You can touch, you can play, if you say, "I'm always yours."
I had to sleep with one eye open last night....


lindoboy100 61M
23969 posts
4/3/2020 1:17 am

That is one very clever young lady!

And that is one very scary Barbie! Took me ages to work out that it didn't have four arms mind!


Paulxx001 66M
22642 posts
4/2/2020 9:15 pm

Is there a Ken?
Couples balance each other out - don't they? 🤔


jolielaide 52F  
1754 posts
4/2/2020 9:14 pm

Makes me wonder where are the Barbie dolls I had. I distinctly remember chewing the hands and feet.


mc_justmc 63M

4/2/2020 7:30 pm

Yikes!!!!! Hide the Magic Markers!!! What a wild imagination your child has.


mc_justmc 63M

4/2/2020 7:28 pm

Now THAT is an interesting Barbie!


redrockrascal 65M
23580 posts
4/2/2020 6:47 pm

    Quoting secret_lade:
    I'm a lil scared of that Barbie....
I have a feeling Mc will address that

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


easy_going2014 57M
14366 posts
4/2/2020 6:36 pm

that's a good story

watch out for that Barbie

hmm

Aqua - "Barbie Girl"

Hi, Barbie
Hi, Ken!
Do you wanna go for a ride?
Sure, Ken!
Jump in...

I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
Come on, Barbie, let's go party!

I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation

I'm a blond bimbo girl in a fantasy world
Dress me up, make it tight, I'm your dolly
You're my doll, rock'n'roll, feel the glamour in pink,
Kiss me here, touch me there, hanky panky...
You can touch, you can play, if you say, "I'm always yours."

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secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
4/2/2020 3:51 pm

I'm a lil scared of that Barbie....


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