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Blogs > secret_lade > Ramblings of the depraved.....

So.... Tell me a little about yourself.  

secret_lade 49F
14311 posts
5/9/2021 4:53 pm
So.... Tell me a little about yourself.
I hate when people ask this of ....

My mind immediately goes here and I'm temped say, pick a category!



I'll take 'Inappropriate Humor' for a $0, Alex!

I was at the Pine Squirrel with my today for a fun Mother's Day lunch when we happened across the father to one of his friends.

Nice guy, had a lot of nice things to say about my ....

But when he asked tell him a little about myself it was like, deer in the headlights.

Should I open with rambling honesty?

Followed by insecurity and awkward laughter??

Or go straight for the foot in mouth moment!

I chose vague personal details accompanied by a squirrel joke that only I laughed at.

Smooth I am not....

Happy Mother's Day!

citizen4722 66M  
74582 posts
5/11/2021 8:52 am

 As long as he didn't think you were a nut-case (after the squirrel joke), you should be fine.


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
5/10/2021 4:04 pm
    Quoting  :
Are you sure you don't want to start with Poor Life Choices? LOL


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
5/10/2021 4:03 pm
    Quoting  :
That squirrel meme made me laugh! Probably because I could kind of relate... LOL


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
5/10/2021 4:02 pm
    Quoting mc_justmc:
    I never know what they say when someone asks me that, so name , rank, and serial number are what they get. Happy Mother's Day!!!
I almost always say, what would you like to know? This guy didn't give me that option though... Ugh!


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
5/10/2021 4:01 pm
    Quoting lindoboy100:
    Maybe you should write up a wee resume and print off a few copies, then you can just hand them out as and when asked for........

    Hope you had a good weekend McNice!
I had a really good weekend. Thank you! I kind of like that resume idea...


boobwhisperer69 61M  
8322 posts
5/10/2021 8:12 am

 Agreed!!!!


mc_justmc 63M

5/10/2021 4:10 am

 I never know what they say when someone asks me that, so name , rank, and serial number are what they get. Happy Mother's Day!!!


lindoboy100 61M
23969 posts
5/10/2021 4:03 am

 Maybe you should write up a wee resume and print off a few copies, then you can just hand them out as and when asked for........

Hope you had a good weekend McNice!


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
5/10/2021 3:30 am
    Quoting Ultraviolet_Sol:
    Just where I thought you would go... I cannot believe I predicted your reply. the reply of a complicated unorthodox person... Anyway.. I don't know what smh means tho...?
smh = shake my head

Perhaps I'm not as complicated and unorthodox once you start to understand the way my mind works.


Ultraviolet_Sol 43M
622 posts
5/10/2021 1:47 am
    Quoting secret_lade:
    Some people's parents..... Lol smh.....
Just where I thought you would go... I cannot believe I predicted your reply. the reply of a complicated unorthodox person... Anyway.. I don't know what smh means tho...?
*. *. *


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
5/10/2021 12:19 am

 Some people's parents..... Lol smh.....


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
5/10/2021 12:17 am

 I think this squirrel is my spirit animal.... Lol


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
5/10/2021 12:16 am
    Quoting  :
The parents are never quite what I expect, it's funny.


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
5/10/2021 12:11 am
    Quoting KX450F2016:
    Thanks for the laugh! Hope you had a good day!
I did have an amazing day. It was my last Mothers Day with the Middle Son and I hoped my oldest son would join us, but he did not.


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
5/10/2021 12:06 am
    Quoting redrockrascal:
    Helpful Dating Tip: Save squirrel jokes for the 3rd date.
Ugh.... I don't think there is ever a time or place for squirrel jokes....


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
5/10/2021 12:02 am
    Quoting positively4you:
    Oh so funny. About me? Well, I can be a smartass and I love chocolate.
    There ya go.
Thanks for sharing!!


Ultraviolet_Sol 43M
622 posts
5/9/2021 11:32 pm

 A very funny story.
Some people.
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lok4fun500 M
51906 posts
5/9/2021 8:29 pm

 squirrels need to pee
[image]


KX450F2016 55M
193 posts
5/9/2021 7:30 pm

 Thanks for the laugh! Hope you had a good day!


redrockrascal 65M
23580 posts
5/9/2021 7:28 pm

 Helpful Dating Tip: Save squirrel jokes for the 3rd date.
When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


positively4you 74F  
4605 posts
5/9/2021 7:18 pm

 Oh so funny. About me? Well, I can be a smartass and I love chocolate.
There ya go.


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
5/9/2021 6:33 pm
    Quoting superbjversion2:
    I'll take "Things I shouldn't say" for $500

    I usually counter with "What would you like to know?"
I would have, but his exact words were "It's good to finally meet mom. So, tell me about yourself. Who are your parents?" He was trying to figure out if I was local.


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
5/9/2021 6:29 pm
    Quoting  :
I used to IM on here quite a bit.... You're right! It was always much harder to chat with someone I didn't know or hadn't talked to than it was with someone I considered a friend. I don't work well 'on the spot'.


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
5/9/2021 6:12 pm
    Quoting 69ereatwetpussy:
    substance abuse for $500.00
    enough to make me quit and so glad I did.

    guess he saw something he liked and was just seeing if you are will to talk.
    ask what would you like to know and don't get to personal.

    hope it was a good day after all.
He was married... I think he was just curious about me. He had met my ex husband numerous times over the years when the boys got together to do things, but never me.


superbjversion2 68F  
24388 posts
5/9/2021 6:02 pm

 I'll take "Things I shouldn't say" for $500

I usually counter with "What would you like to know?"
Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!


69ereatwetpussy 61M
6774 posts
5/9/2021 5:53 pm

 substance abuse for $500.00
enough to make me quit and so glad I did.

guess he saw something he liked and was just seeing if you are will to talk.
ask what would you like to know and don't get to personal.

hope it was a good day after all.


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
5/9/2021 4:55 pm

 I hate when people ask this of me....

My mind immediately goes here and I'm temped to say, pick a category!

I'll take 'Inappropriate Humor' for a $100, Alex!

I was at the Pine Squirrel with my kids today for a fun Mother's Day lunch when we happened across the father to one of his friends.

Nice guy, had a lot of nice things to say about my son....

But when he asked me to tell him a little about myself it was like, deer in the headlights.

Should I open with rambling honesty?

Followed by insecurity and awkward laughter??

Or go straight for the foot in mouth moment!

I chose vague personal details accompanied by a squirrel joke that only I laughed at.

Smooth I am not....

Happy Mother's Day!


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