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Funny Wednesday - Getting a second opinion!
Funny Wednesday - Getting a second opinion! “A man and his wife were having a big argument breakfast. He shouted her, “You aren’t so good bed either!” Then stormed off to work. By mid-morning, he decided he’d better make amends and called home. “What took you so long to answer?” he asked. “I was in bed,” she replied. “What were you doing in bed this late?” “Getting a second opinion.” monks were about be ordained. The final test was for them line up nude, in a garden while a nude model danced before them. Each monk had a small bell attached his privates, and they were told anyone whose bell rang would not be ordained because he had not reached a state of purity. The model danced before the first monk candidate, with no reaction. She proceeded down the line with the same response, until she got the final monk. As she danced, his bell rang so loudly it fell off and clattered the ground. Embarrassed, he bent down pick up the bell, and all the other bells went off. A trucker who has been on the road for two months stops a brothel outside Atlanta. He walks straight up the Madam, drops down $500 and says, “I want your ugliest woman and a grilled cheese sandwich!” The Madam is astonished. “But sir, for kind of you could have one of prettiest ladies and a three-course meal.” The trucker replies, “Listen darlin’, I’m not horny – I’m just homesick.” Become an Apollorising58 watcher! |
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12/13/2019 9:23 pm |
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12/11/2019 12:52 pm |
Yea I don't know about these my friend..lol..I have heard a lot of horror stories about veges in the ER..lol..and now they are making gel out of them..hmm.. lol Become an Apollorising58 watcher!
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Yea I don't know about these my friend..lol..I have heard a lot of horror stories about veges in the ER..lol..and now they are making gel out of them..hmm.. lol
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