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Tmptrzz 61F  
107039 posts
4/1/2020 1:36 pm

Omg the first one reminded me of the Unknown comic.. these are all so unique and different, thanks for the laughs hun I sure needed them. Please be safe out there..

Seduce the mind and see what a wonderful adventure the body will take you on..


Tallandsmiling53 62M
304 posts
4/1/2020 2:00 pm

OMG....I almost pissed myself laughing so hard!!


jajo696 113F
4287 posts
4/1/2020 2:16 pm

o em gee......hilarious. I saw this on the book of faces and i laughed then....am laughing now. That brown bag......sooooo stylish. BUT that sponge....oh Lord. Im dead......lolololol

We all need a good laugh...especially now. Thank you ~~


Heathen_G 65M
7974 posts
4/1/2020 2:17 pm

People really don't need to be wearing face masks if they are going to obey the personal distancing guideline.


Paulxx001 66M
22642 posts
4/1/2020 2:17 pm

Pretty funny..
and pretty sad... 😊 👍


shoot_blanks 81M

4/1/2020 2:58 pm

Who was that masked man (or woman)??????


redrockrascal 65M
23580 posts
4/1/2020 3:16 pm

Wear a face mask and you're just a Smith & Wsson from another problem.

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


easy_going2014 57M
14366 posts
4/1/2020 3:30 pm

that's funny

thanks for sharing

hmm

John McGlinn - "Anything Goes"

Times have changed
And we've often rewound the clock
Since the Puritans got a shock
When they landed on Plymouth Rock.
If today
Any shock they should try to stem
'Stead of landing on Plymouth Rock,
Plymouth Rock would land on them.
In olden days, a glimpse of stocking
Was looked on as something shocking.
But now, God knows,
Anything goes.
Good authors too who once knew better words
Now only use four-letter words
Writing prose.
Anything goes.
If driving fast cars you like,
If low bars you like,
If old hymns you like,
If bare limbs you like,
If Mae West you like,
Or me undressed you like,
Why, nobody will oppose.
When ev'ry night the set that's smart is in-
Truding in nudist parties in
Studios.
Anything goes.

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thikhead 66M
3346 posts
4/1/2020 3:33 pm

masks yes.
even that sponge (very inventive) is better than nothing.

but i saw something on msn that actually makes sense,
that gloves could be worse, rather than safer.

in between stops, when we get in our cars,
we pull out the sanitizer and wash our hands, right?

but, glove wearers, do you wash your GLOVES in between stops?
see the problem there?

"well only get through this if we work together. if we dont, none of us will"


q_d_mcgraw 105M
107 posts
4/1/2020 4:08 pm

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I always wear my mask.





thikhead 66M
3346 posts
4/1/2020 4:51 pm

QUOTING: Only_one_14:
People feel clean wearing those gloves but if you don’t know how
to surgically take them off correctly...


true dat.
and even as rarely as i go to stores right now,
im appalled that i almost always see gloves just dropped on the ground
in the parking lots.

as if toxic cigarette butts everywhere wasnt already bad enough . . .

"well only get through this if we work together. if we dont, none of us will"


69ereatwetpussy 61M
6774 posts
4/1/2020 5:36 pm

just my imagination running away with me. the thing people think of just it works for them.


NudeZealand1 48M

4/1/2020 5:55 pm

Great humor and much needed x


Popote0101 33M

4/1/2020 6:06 pm

Very nice thank you for post


thikhead 66M
3346 posts
4/1/2020 6:29 pm

    Quoting Heathen_G:
    People really don't need to be wearing face masks if they are going to obey the personal distancing guideline.
not to pick a fight, but how sure are you?

washington state #8 in cases, #5 in deaths.

new research:
Lydia Bourouiba, an associate professor at MIT, has researched the dynamics of exhalations (coughs and sneezes, for instance) for years at The Fluid Dynamics of Disease Transmission Laboratory and found exhalations cause gaseous clouds that can travel up to 27 feet.


and no one can call a study from MIT "fake news". its MIT, dammit !

ever smell someones second/third-hand cigarette smoke
when they come back in from huffing?
or their nasty perfume or cologne?

if that was a corona cough or sneeze, congratulations, you could have it.
and you might not know until at least two weeks later.
and now you could be risking the lives of others in your families,
your friends and your neighbors.

were currently over 4,000 deaths nationwide in just a couple of months
from "just another flu", as many have tragically mistakenly called it,
yet just as many have also pointed out, the flu has killed millions.
put 2 and 2 together, folks.

a TON too much protection is better than an ounce too little.

do whatever you can to stay safe, yall . . .
i dont want to lose any of you.

"well only get through this if we work together. if we dont, none of us will"


clittywhisperer1 59M
1415 posts
4/1/2020 6:52 pm

hmmm wearing a mask or helmet in ny is a crime in any store


WyoCowboy7751 70M
2537 posts
4/2/2020 6:51 am

Seen a picture of a person in a grocery store wearing a full T-Rex Halloween costume


lindoboy100 61M
23969 posts
4/3/2020 1:37 am



Excellent contribution McDote!!

I got arrested yesterday for wearing a used pair of ladies knickers in the supermarket. When the police asked me to identify myself I tried to remove them, but they got stuck!!


scottj55555 55M
1987 posts
4/5/2020 12:24 am

That's funny. Yeah, like the first couple days I saw a guy and his son at the store. they were both wearing bandanas over their faces like they were going to rob a stagecoach. If you're that concerned, why bring the kid with you?
BTW, kid looked to be 15 or 16.


Wantmywifebanged 39M/38F

4/6/2020 9:26 am

Wtf??


Goodfuck1ng6969 40M

4/8/2020 3:17 pm

I'm going to be working at the testing site tomorrow. I need one of the above 😂


Letmesuckitagain 66M

4/14/2020 4:34 pm

I went to the supermarket myself just in case I might run out of Trojans.
I bought around 12 of them and the cashier asked me if I would like a bag. I told him, "No thank you. She's actually quite pretty."


Letmesuckitagain 66M

4/14/2020 4:39 pm

You can tell a lady is having a bad day when she has a condom behind her ear, and she can't find her cigarette.


Try4Now44 50M

4/15/2020 1:31 pm

Classic!!! Awesome pics!!


NSA2020GR 26M
6 posts
4/21/2020 8:40 am

Lol


RMforkixx 59M

4/21/2020 11:41 am

I spit out my coffee with the tampons up her nose


lonlyforlove2 81M
32704 posts
4/25/2020 8:09 pm

I did go into town today to buy some groceries, what I see is appalling, people wearing mask just to cover their mouth, their nose completely open, come just on their chin as if to catch beard hair that may pass the virus, it was scary..
Not sure some of these people here in GA will make it!!! But I got two weeks supply, getting short on meat again here in the stores but plenty of paper goods, be safe

Stop by at lonlyforlove2
also see Lunch with Lonly , we get snow tomorrow
Check my blog on New Community, "A photo of my big Pecker"
also, " My Sunday afternoon with the kids'


Nicethickgirth 56M

4/28/2020 1:03 pm

Love it. It looks like halloween


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