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Supermarket Roulette - are you game? (Men are from Mars, and Women are from Twix?)
Posted:Jan 17, 2022 4:15 am
Last Updated:Jan 17, 2022 5:16 pm
I've not been in Chicago long, and am still learning my way around - but the one thing that really impresses me is the diversity of supermarket shopping available.

- problem is, I comprehend Chinese, Korean, and Japanese kanji just about as well as I can read Greek and Russian, I've next to no clue. I am bi-lingual though, I speak English and have an understanding of American...


So here's the game.. the rules are very simple:-

- you must be hungry;

- we wander around the supermarkets picking up whatever we might fancy, whether or not we understand the packaging or can read the signage;

- after we've pillaged the local emporiums we head back to the kitchen to figure out what to do with our plunder...

(eating on the hoof is allowed, as are raids on local pizzerias, Asian or Hispanic take-outs and 'hole-in-the-wall' joints; it's all game and spontaneity scores points)


Now here's the 'boring' but necessary stuff:-

- you should probably have skimmed (and garnered at least a basic understanding of) my DateEtc - Dating For Ladies and Couples profile, yeah I know 's a couple of pages, but don't you think it pays to read the fine print, or to put things another way - to look before you leap?

If you'd like to know more I can explain - providing you bribe me with a chocolate bar - but none of this Hershey rubbish!

(actually, now that Hershey is making stuff under license for other chocolate manufacturers, their offerings have become more appealing to Europeans like me)


NB: I can handle most types of protein (in the kitchen) and over various different forms of heat, but since this is a team effort combined with the unknown and a random element to be dialed up or down (according to the prevailing weather/desires/neighbourhood's offerings etc) the objective is to simply enjoy a little culinary creativity and kick back and have some fun.

Fancy playing Supermarket Roulette?
what am I doing here? (and can you help?)
Posted:Jan 11, 2022 2:20 pm
Last Updated:Jan 15, 2022 11:03 am
- why am I on this thing?

- is it because Craigslist took down its personals section (scared of Section 230 of the 1996 Communications Decency Act) and you cannot post anything remotely amusing or worthwhile on it anymore?

- let me ask, what are you doing on here?

(at least I don't feel quite so stupid being here if you are too)

.. could there possibly be any 'common ground of motives and desires' between the two of us and the intersection of our respective trails of pixel breadcrumbs we're casually dropping around the place?

my guess is there are as many grounds for people being on here as there are kinks and variations in human behaviours - which are a never-ending source of amusement and pleasure.. but speaking for myself alone:

(i) I'm an incorrigible (especially if egged on) cuddle slut

(for reasons I might blog about in another post, but touch on in my profile)

and, don't laugh too hard;

(ii) I'm currently not in a relationship - which is not the usual situation for me..

(which makes me think of that Ali G skit on marriage and lesbians - if you've not seen it you can probably find it on YouTube, ah aha)

.. and I'm frustrated as hell with all the usual non-functional dross that is what you've got on the typical 'dating' or social contact/matching websites/portals whose business models don't bloody work for most of their users - aaarrrggggghhhh

- did you know, in Cyberspace no one can hear you scream?


I'm not expecting to nail everything I'm looking for by being on DateEtc - Dating For Ladies and Couples, and neither am I intending to stay on here very long - in fact, it would be wonderful if this were the last thing I was ever going to write on here, so:-

(1) if you're up for an energetic re-balancing ('qi' in Chinese/kung-fu terms) or would like to know more about this, please hit me up - I am a master of the platonic sleepover, which isn't something I've just made-up for the purposes of this posting, I am an active 'energetic' cuddler/compact personal body warmer/meditative sleeping partner etc.. (however you see it within whatever paradigm)


(2) if by some strange but wonderful way in which the cosmos works, you're peering at these pixels and wondering 'who the fuck is this person?' - and you're not perturbed enough by everything else I've put out there (although admittedly the content up on DateEtc - Dating For Ladies and Couples isn't - well, you know what I'm going to say) then hit the tom-toms or send me some smoke signals, release a carrier pigeon, whatever you do to communicate with a reluctant DateEtc - Dating For Ladies and Couples participant like me - so I can return your curiosity and we can exchange further on matters to be determined - ehehe

DTC - down to cuddle!

"I believe in luck, how else can you explain the success of those you dislike?" & other philosophy..
Posted:Jan 7, 2022 3:17 pm
Last Updated:Jan 9, 2022 11:22 pm
I suppose it would be prematurely indulgent at the outset of any love affair to imagine the multitude of ways a heart can ache. The void of separation, twinges of longing, pangs of sadness and pain from disagreements and untold future misunderstandings. The emptiness of simply being without. All the innumerable aches that one can experience as the rational mind conflicts with the idiosyncrasies of the wayward heart. It is enough to turn any sound and reasoned man insane.

I should count my blessings that I am fairly shallow and not capable of deeper thought, otherwise all this hypothetical thinking might get in the way of me getting laid.


"I believe in luck, how else can you explain the success of those you dislike?"
Jean Cocteau

..and staying on the subject of luck - and the efficacy of online contact portals, I think Ovid (the Roman poet) summed it up neatly:

"Luck affects everything. Let your hook always be cast; in the stream where you least expect it there will be a fish"

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what are you cooking in cuddle weather?
Posted:Jan 5, 2022 6:03 am
Last Updated:Jan 9, 2022 11:14 pm
this is probably self-explanatory:

.. what are you enjoying in this week's sub-zero temperatures?
wrote this for a laugh
Posted:Jan 2, 2022 9:46 pm
Last Updated:Jan 3, 2022 9:28 am
The following I wrote and actually used as my personal profile on the now defunct UK Guardian Soulmates dating website - although I am not sure I can claim credit for bringing it down, as it is no longer viable (their terminology) and closed in 2020.



Dear Women

I'm everything you have ever dreamed about. Modern & sexy with all my own teeth, and I've a mattress full of money given to me by an old dead taxidermist I knew; she always knew where to stuff it.

Such an emotional inheritance is only one of the trials I've had to endure, suffice to say it's been hard but I've made it through, thank goodness.

What did I spend it on? Good question! I've accumulated an extensive & valuable assortment of glass eyes. What was left I spent on a complementary collection of prosthetic limbs. People are impressed when I tell them & normally spend a considerable period with me discussing it in more detail - if they have time of course. Modern living can be so busy & hectic.

Women friends? Glad you asked. Yes it's been odd; I've had a mixed time of sorts with females in the past - but I think if any of them were still alive they would probably agree most of the arguments were started by them. I'd like to think that in hindsight they might regret being so difficult. I split up with my last girlfriend because she wouldn't even let me do an intercourse on any of her friends.

So you're interested? I thought so.

My ideal meeting place for our first date would be somewhere neutral where we could get to know each other without pressure. I suggest a meal at my apartment. You might bring an overnight bag as there's a reasonable chance you'll be keen to stay over - let me put it this way, I've over two dozen stuffed owls you can view from the comfort of my bunk bed.

Speaking of home, I spend a lot of time in the toilet. I like the acoustics & it's also where I do most of my life planning.

I meet most people in the usual fashion, but if you have any kinky ideas I could be up for it & I'll try anything once as long as it doesn't have a greater than 30% chance of killing me.

I can be taken most places in public but failing this you can always lead me back to the same deserted spot where you've buried all your previous victims.
Early morning message to a girl out in CA - Part I (hope she won't mind me sharing this)
Posted:Dec 26, 2021 3:58 am
Last Updated:Jan 7, 2022 2:49 pm

I wish I still asleep, or, I'd take the option of waking you up, ehhehh, I sort of tried, but actually I am thinkign it wouldnt be at all bad if I could really wake you up, at least then I could cuddel you, eheeh, or maybe if I in a more restful statte I could try to cuddle you but inching my way to doing so without disturbing your sleeep, that would probably make me feel so warm inside, and i'm wondering what your hair smells like, mmmmm, that's a thought. I need to go take a cold shower, lol, before I start typing to you about sliding stealthily under the covers ever so gently, slowly, inch by inch without disturbing you as you sleep on your back, nosing the top of your instep playfully yet with dangerous intent, stitchiing kisses lightly around an unsuspecting exposed ankle that is now caught within my grasp, taking my time to fully come to terms and appreciate the softer delicate parts which so much deserved to be kissed and warmly taken between my lips and then nibbled, before moving lightly up your calf leaving a trail with my tongue to the back of your knee where its soft warm depression finds itself perfectly fitted to receive my mouth as I stroke your thigh - but ever so softly, with both hands down the sides, perhhpas registering by now a feedback from your autonomous nervous system but you a;re still in between being awake and asleep - and I'm making soft circles up your inner thigh and moving toward your abdomen, as you sleep lightly but with a deeper and less regular breathing, your legs parted by now so that I have room to encircle that tantric area of deepest energy, taking in everythng that I can sense and exploring this heavenly landscape not leaving anything unkissed or uncaressed, before my warm moist kiss arrives at your navel, fleetingly and teasingly, maybe I take a nip of your flesh between my teeth, and slide my tongue downwards and with pressure to finally stirr you with an hot wet exclaimation mark at the centre of your womanhood... Mmmmmmmm, (oooops) ;

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