Guess the Toy 3
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Posted:Oct 18, 2019 4:55 pm
Last Updated:Oct 18, 2019 4:57 pm
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Hey all,
It's MonkeyFriday again, and It's my 50th birthday! I am an old monkey, but in human years I still feel 35, so I can't complain. I'm ready for lovin'! So lets monkey chat and meet up for a sensually good time. I'm not really a monkey, so you don't have to worry about the B word fetish. None of that going on here. Yet when I explode in orgasm, monkey noises everywhere. That alone is worth the price of penetration!
No one was able to guess last weeks toy, so here ya go. That was the Funko Pop version of Gracie Law as she was portrayed by Kim Catrall in the film Big Trouble in Little China. A tough one, I know, so this week will be cake by comparison. Don't go all upside down on me, check this one out. Winning guesses get to hear me cum like a monkey! Good luck all!
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Guess the Toy 2
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Posted:Oct 4, 2019 12:30 pm
Last Updated:Apr 16, 2024 5:54 am
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Hey everyone,
It is MonkeyFriday and time for another round of guess the toy. I took a players advice and tried to increase the challenge by showing you a toy of a character from a movie in the 80's. This is one of my all time favorite films, and no, I don't just watch movies with monkeys in them. Those are usually chimps anyway, not monkeys. I don't know how they navigate life without a tail. Chimps are pretty cool folk as far as I can tell, but don't make them angry. They hulk out and start banging around like a bullet ricochet. Anyway, check out the toy. First correct guess gets to watch me suck my own dick! Restrictions may apply*
*by dick I mean carrot. Like your not going to google the answer anyway.
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Just curious
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Posted:Sep 24, 2019 7:53 am
Last Updated:Jun 2, 2020 9:53 am
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Does anyone think these kind of conversations will get me into some sort of trouble?
Her: Hello, how are you doing, I have a sex drive and I want to explore. It with the right man
I’m into bondage, oral, 69, and I will like to know you more and what are you seeking in a girl.
9/23/20 3:57 am
Me: I would love to tell you more about that, but I live in Chicago. So do you just want to know out of pure interest?
9/23/20 8:51 am
Her: Hello how are you doing there, My name is Christiana. And I’m a loving and caring girl, I have a sex drive and I want to explore it with the right man. I’m into oral, 69, anal and more, and I’m willing to come there for a visit or relocate if you will be able to take care. Of my expenses to you, I like swimming, fishing, camping and I enjoy. Having sex as well.
I work as a clerk.
9/24/20 2:34 am
Me: Well that sound very sweet of you, but it may be a bit beyond my range. Let me offer you a counter-proposal. You come here to Chicago for a one night stand only and for everything. This would include all travel expenses, lodgings, bed bug treatment (you wouldn't want to take those back to Texas, or your homeland), rubber products and silicone based toys, mints, a new car, a nice piece of land in the upper peninsula, a puppy, and one sock. We could make magic together and I think you will find I'm worth it. Whaddya say?
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Guess the Toy
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Posted:Sep 23, 2019 1:47 pm
Last Updated:Sep 24, 2019 10:01 am
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Hello
Here is an idea unlike anything else that is on here.
Let's play guess the toy!
Not those kind of toys, c'mon. I get that this is DateEtc - Dating For Ladies and Couples and all, but I don't think I can stump anyone with the kind of toys I want to experiment with in a safe place. I'm talking pop culture toys. Who doesn't need a little pop culture every now and then. My nerdy friend says pop culture is better than sex, but what does he know. He's a chipmunk. All he cares about is doomsday prepping and acting like he is king of the lawn. dummy
Anyway take a stab at it if you want to, and I know you don't (grumble). Those who guess right will get mad monkey respect, and I might masturbate on camera for you.
You don't want that second prize, trust.
This is an easy one, so take a gander at this dude toy uh... and tell me who he is!
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