FrankeeZee... the Russian Lady... and Porno Pizza Delivery... ๐Ÿ•  

Paulxx001 62M
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5/29/2019 1:33 pm

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FrankeeZee... the Russian Lady... and Porno Pizza Delivery... ๐Ÿ•

A couple of weeks ago, *FrankeeZee told me, that he had found, a part time job, delivering pizza. I was surprised. I thought, you couldn't drive a vehicle, if you had a suspended licence. FrankeeZee claimed; "It's a tiny misunderstanding, with a judge, about a minor ticket, for a very small amount- a technicality... really."

Really...?

So... (as I began to say), Frankee got this job, as a pizza delivery guy. I don't mean the "cool, porno kind"; just a "shitty regular kind". Last Friday night I was sleeping, when at three in the morning - the phone rang. It was FrankeeZee and he needed my help. I asked him what was going on, but he wouldn't say. He told me to drive to an address. I don't really trust FrankeeZee, farther than I can throw a pumpkin, but he is , my friend. Off I went... into the dark... to rescue my buddy.

I drove about ten minutes and reached a beautiful ranch style house, near the lakeshore. I'd barely finished pressing the doorbell, when FrankeeZee flung open the door and started talking... a mile a minute.

"Paul... I need your help..."

I walked into the living room. FrankeeZee began explaining to me how he had wanted, to call 9 1 1 BUT, because of his suspended license... he didn't. I interrupted him, when I noticed the completely naked woman, beautifully spread out, on the thick, living room carpet. There was a pillow neatly tucked under her head... a large green dildo, sticking in her vagina... and a wide smile... pasted on her face. She was passed out... and snoring.

"Frankee... what the fuck is going on here? What have you gotten yourself into?"

"Paul... She's not the problem. She was like that , when I got here. After I rang the doorbell, I heard someone calling for help. The door was unlocked. I ran in and found her sleeping. THERE'S the problem, " and he pointed toward the back yard. "I should pull that dildo out of her. She might be more comfortable," he added.

I yanked FrankeeZee by the arm and we walked to the sliding glass doors. As I stepped onto the patio, an empty bottle of vodka and a man's bathing trunks, greeted my left foot. It was then, that I noticed... the naked guy. He was sitting neck deep, in this huge, bubbling jacuzzi. He began hollering at us. FrankeeZee nodded at me and spoke.

"Ya see? This is why I needed your help. I don't know, what his problem is. He's been screaming at me in Russian and I don't understand, a fucking word he's saying."

I understand Russian. I UNDERSTOOD, the naked guy's problem. I looked at FrankeeZee and blinked.

"This is messed up Frankee. Ya know what his problem is? He's got his dick, stuck in one of the suction jets of that jacuzzi and he can't get it out. He wants me to get to the controls, turn off the pumps and cut the main power, so he can pry his cock outta there."

"Seriously? How do you get your cock stuck, in a jacuzzi jet? "

I didn't have time to answer. The naked Russian guy, was telling me how to shut the whole system down I ran to the controls and followed his instructions. Bang .... the lights in the jacuzzi, the pumps, the jets and bubbles - everything stopped.

That guy in the tub, splashed around and grunted, till he finally, freed his dick. Then... there was total silence... except for the heavy breathing, of a relieved... Russian. He soon, began to thank me profusely, while he put on his trunks.

We didn't leave, right away. That (formerly naked) Russian guy (Alexey), offered us shots of vodka. We drank and ate the pizza, that FrankeeZee had delivered. The attractive naked lady (Natasha), we found on that carpet? Well... she eventually woke up and joined the party. We had a great time and made new friends.

I never did ask Alexey, how he got his dick stuck. And FrankeeZee? Well... he's convinced, that we were being filmed . Oh and... he also got fired from his pizza job.

FrankeeZee, will never get, to be that - "porno pizza delivery guy". Although, he checks 'pornhub' daily, for any new - "pizza delivery guy" videos.


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So...
What's the worst job, you've ever had?
Do you eat midnight snacks?


*FrankeeZee is a member and top blogger, of โ„ขFOGCAF - Friends Of Good Clean Adulterous Fun
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Paulxx001 62M
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5/29/2019 1:34 pm

Oooooo... I've had so many bad ones.
There was one... I was still in highschool and I was working that summer for a paint factory. They wanted to clean up one of the unused buildings. So they marked this other guy and me, with that task. The place was sooo toxic and dirty and filthy, that we had to wear full body suits and air masks. It musta been close to 90 degrees outside, on some days. Inside those buildings and in those suits? Well... let's just say, that I only lasted a couple of weeks doing THAT job.
Damm it was hot and uncomfortable! ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ˜ฑ

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Paulxx001 62M
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5/29/2019 1:35 pm

I do.
Most of the time I'll reach for something healthy. But I've been known to have a full meal, at one in the morning, just by digging through left overs or whatever is in the fridge. Some crazy concoctions are created, when you're starving, in the middle of the night.
No? ๐ŸŒƒ ๐Ÿ˜

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Naughtypursuit 52F  
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5/29/2019 3:06 pm

I was beginning to worry about FrankeeZee it's been so long since we heard from/of him.

My worst jobs were some of my babysitting jobs as a teenager. I am sure some of those kids were satan's spawn.


silver3474 46M
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5/29/2019 6:12 pm

truly funny and interesting story tbh, but how the heck does someone get their dick stuck in one of the suction vents of a jacuzzi? LMFAO


sexyldy1000 59F  
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5/29/2019 6:59 pm

Guess I have been lucky. I havenโ€™t had any โ€˜badโ€™ jobs. My first full-time job led to a life-long career. I try not to eat midnight snacks. I will drink something rather than eat.

Stimulate my mind and the possibilities are endless.


SeaGirlFL 55F
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5/29/2019 7:50 pm

Midnight snacks are rare.

I can't say I've ever had a job that I hated or that was awful. Even picking vegetable when I was 12 to 15, I liked. (Not as much on raining days, though, lol).

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Paulxx001 62M
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5/29/2019 8:29 pm

    Quoting Naughtypursuit:
    I was beginning to worry about FrankeeZee it's been so long since we heard from/of him.

    My worst jobs were some of my babysitting jobs as a teenager. I am sure some of those kids were satan's spawn.
FrankeeZee is a little bit, out there. I'm concerned that some people might find him _a bit harsh.
I'll pass on the props. He'll appreciate it. ๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ‘
That's what my daughters say as well... lol ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜˜
I wonder how those kids turned out. Ya think normal? lol ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜

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Paulxx001 62M
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5/29/2019 8:30 pm

    Quoting  :

Hey... Drop by any time...๐Ÿ‘

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Paulxx001 62M
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5/29/2019 8:36 pm

    Quoting silver3474:
    truly funny and interesting story tbh, but how the heck does someone get their dick stuck in one of the suction vents of a jacuzzi? LMFAO
Glad that you got the vibe.
I don't know how it got stuck... Google it.. It's out there... lol ๐Ÿ˜
Thanks for popping in. Drop by any time.

Hey.... tip.... set up a blog with a private Mail Box. It'll multiply your chances.
Best of luck! ๐Ÿ‘

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Paulxx001 62M
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5/29/2019 8:40 pm

    Quoting sexyldy1000:
    Guess I have been lucky. I havenโ€™t had any โ€˜badโ€™ jobs. My first full-time job led to a life-long career. I try not to eat midnight snacks. I will drink something rather than eat.
Really? No bad jobs? So that's just me? lol ๐Ÿ˜ฑ
Well.... I'm always eating crazy things late njhht.
Ya think you could get used to it 4 star meal... late?
Small portions.... ๐ŸŒŸ๐Ÿด
Lucky you.... for those great jobs! โญ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ€

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Paulxx001 62M
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5/29/2019 8:46 pm

    Quoting SeaGirlFL:
    Midnight snacks are rare.

    I can't say I've ever had a job that I hated or that was awful. Even picking vegetable when I was 12 to 15, I liked. (Not as much on raining days, though, lol).
Midnight snacks? Am I the only one? lol ๐Ÿ˜
I'm talking primo... little potions... teeming with flavor... while the movie is setting up? ๐Ÿค”
Maybe it's just me... lol ๐Ÿ˜ฑ
Wow. So it's only me who's had, crap jobs? lol...
Well... You were lucky. Or are crap jobs, just a guy thing? ๐Ÿ™„ Or just a Paul thing.. lol ๐ŸŒŸ๐Ÿ˜จ

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SeaGirlFL 55F
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5/29/2019 10:26 pm

    Quoting Paulxx001:
    Midnight snacks? Am I the only one? lol ๐Ÿ˜
    I'm talking primo... little potions... teeming with flavor... while the movie is setting up? ๐Ÿค”
    Maybe it's just me... lol ๐Ÿ˜ฑ
    Wow. So it's only me who's had, crap jobs? lol...
    Well... You were lucky. Or are crap jobs, just a guy thing? ๐Ÿ™„ Or just a Paul thing.. lol ๐ŸŒŸ๐Ÿ˜จ
Yes, I was lucky.

No, it's not just a guy thing...the crappy job. I've had female friends have terrible jobs.

Now, late night snacks after sex, or while watching a movie...those would be part of the fun! Just me at home alone...that's when there are not many snacks.

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author51 56F  
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5/30/2019 1:20 am

You have no idea how hard I was laughing while reading this...Oh my God, this scene would make a great comedy..Too flipping funny my coffee mate..

My very first job was for Square Boys Pizza and making them as well as taking payments for the pick ups. I did not deliver though.. My favourite after sex snack is a Deluxe Canadian Large with double cheese....

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azriel1970 49M  
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5/30/2019 5:20 am

Worst job ever.... Door to door vacuum salesman. It was one of my first jobs and it SUCKED.

I was a Pizza delivery guy for a long time and sadly I never had an opportunity for a Porno delivery lol. I wish I might have.


kimberliejo1 43F  
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5/30/2019 7:23 am

Got his dick stuck in a suction jet you ever do anything like that with your dick
babe, Lol... I know a guy who got his caught in his zipper once... wooo, that looked
painful!
What!!! Midnight snacks!!! I had pizza delivery for supper last night No, I'm pretty
sure it wasn't FrankeeZee... I usually don't do midnight snacks unless I make
brownies, then whew, I'll be up with a glass of 'ice cold milk' at the bar... I'll eat half
the pan of brownies before I know it, Lol... yeah, I try not to make them very often KJ

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Tmptrzz 57F  
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5/30/2019 9:26 am

Only FrankieZee, could have a story like this happen to him. I am wondering what your thoughts were when this happened. I am sure Alexey was indebted to you for shutting the hot tub down. So glad to hear everyone is well, I can just imagine the two of you looking at the Lovely Natasha, laying there naked on the floor. The thoughts streaming through both of your minds.

Now the worst job hmm I would have to say being a Pizza Delivery Driver as well as one night late I was delivering this pizza to a house who had their lights off and it was very cold and it had rained earlier leaving black ice, which I had unfortunately slipped on it thus ending my pizza delivery job.

Thanks for sharing this great story, and I hope you have a great day..

Just your average every day run of the mill nana here!!!


Paulxx001 62M
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5/30/2019 12:15 pm

    Quoting SeaGirlFL:
    Yes, I was lucky.

    No, it's not just a guy thing...the crappy job. I've had female friends have terrible jobs.

    Now, late night snacks after sex, or while watching a movie...those would be part of the fun! Just me at home alone...that's when there are not many snacks.
After sex? Sure... that always sounds like a plan! ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜Š

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Paulxx001 62M
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5/30/2019 12:23 pm

    Quoting author51:
    You have no idea how hard I was laughing while reading this...Oh my God, this scene would make a great comedy..Too flipping funny my coffee mate..

    My very first job was for Square Boys Pizza and making them as well as taking payments for the pick ups. I did not deliver though.. My favourite after sex snack is a Deluxe Canadian Large with double cheese....
That Canadian classic... does it come with bacon and onions? Hmmmm... ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ•
My oldest daughte worked at Pizza Pizza doing the same thing. ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ•

Ya hit the nail right on the head with this tale. FrankeeZee and Paul would make a great comedy... on this adventure. Just so ridiculous...! ๐Ÿ˜จ๐Ÿ˜

Glad you laughed. ๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿค—

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Paulxx001 62M
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5/30/2019 12:42 pm

    Quoting azriel1970:
    Worst job ever.... Door to door vacuum salesman. It was one of my first jobs and it SUCKED.

    I was a Pizza delivery guy for a long time and sadly I never had an opportunity for a Porno delivery lol. I wish I might have.
Vacuums eeeee... lol ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘
Check out the vids on pornhub... seems like it's a growing kink... lol both with the set up scenes and the amateur ones where a naked chick answers the door. It's a classic... ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ฑ

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Paulxx001 62M
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5/30/2019 12:50 pm

    Quoting kimberliejo1:
    Got his dick stuck in a suction jet you ever do anything like that with your dick
    babe, Lol... I know a guy who got his caught in his zipper once... wooo, that looked
    painful!
    What!!! Midnight snacks!!! I had pizza delivery for supper last night No, I'm pretty
    sure it wasn't FrankeeZee... I usually don't do midnight snacks unless I make
    brownies, then whew, I'll be up with a glass of 'ice cold milk' at the bar... I'll eat half
    the pan of brownies before I know it, Lol... yeah, I try not to make them very often KJ
Me? No...lol... ๐Ÿ˜ฑ
That zipper thing Eeeee... yep! ๐Ÿ˜ฒ๐Ÿ˜‚
I have tons of prepped food that I make weekends so throwing a piece of something in the micro is always fun.
Love pizza..... ๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜˜
Ya know.. that's a kink now. Naked women answering the door for pizza guys! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜
Ever think of trying it? lol ๐Ÿค—

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Paulxx001 62M
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5/30/2019 12:57 pm

    Quoting Tmptrzz:
    Only FrankieZee, could have a story like this happen to him. I am wondering what your thoughts were when this happened. I am sure Alexey was indebted to you for shutting the hot tub down. So glad to hear everyone is well, I can just imagine the two of you looking at the Lovely Natasha, laying there naked on the floor. The thoughts streaming through both of your minds.

    Now the worst job hmm I would have to say being a Pizza Delivery Driver as well as one night late I was delivering this pizza to a house who had their lights off and it was very cold and it had rained earlier leaving black ice, which I had unfortunately slipped on it thus ending my pizza delivery job.

    Thanks for sharing this great story, and I hope you have a great day..
FrankeeZee is a magnet for trouble... lol Natasha owns that house and Alexey... well I don't know what he's into... if you know what I mean... lol ๐Ÿ˜ฑ
Naked Natasha on the floor... well... she was drunk and sleeping, but otherwise YEAH! โค๏ธ๐Ÿ˜˜
YOU delivered pizzas? Wow. Any naked guys answer the door? lol It seems to be a fad these days... ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ•
Glad you could make it. FrankeeZee says hi! ๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜˜

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pocogato12 67F  
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5/31/2019 3:45 am

this is by far one of your best Frankie tales. I am still laughing and will be all day. Worst job: a nursing home when I was 17 and the head nurse told me I had to get a body ready for the funeral home. I'd never been to a funeral never mind dress a dead body. My mother came and took me home
Late night snacks- at least once a week. My favorite is cold chicken

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sexyldy1000 59F  
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5/31/2019 4:39 am

    Quoting Paulxx001:
    Really? No bad jobs? So that's just me? lol ๐Ÿ˜ฑ
    Well.... I'm always eating crazy things late njhht.
    Ya think you could get used to it 4 star meal... late?
    Small portions.... ๐ŸŒŸ๐Ÿด
    Lucky you.... for those great jobs! โญ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ€
Having someone else cook ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿณ meals would be a delight no matter what time โฐ it was! There is an advantage ๐Ÿ‘ to having worked for a major corporation for the duration of my career. Multiple jobs with increasing responsibilities. Rarely had a difficult boss.

Stimulate my mind and the possibilities are endless.


Paulxx001 62M
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5/31/2019 4:44 am

Glad to oblige. ๐Ÿ˜ FrankeeZee has this way of attracting... drama...? lol
Eeeee... that's scary stuff. I would have freaked out. ๐Ÿ˜ฑ
I love cold chicken... ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ— Actually... there are a lot of foods that aren't bad cold.
Ever try a cold meatloaf sandwich on fresh bread? ๐Ÿž๐Ÿ˜‹
Happy Friday! ๐Ÿ‘

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Paulxx001 62M
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5/31/2019 5:02 am

    Quoting sexyldy1000:
    Having someone else cook ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿณ meals would be a delight no matter what time โฐ it was! There is an advantage ๐Ÿ‘ to having worked for a major corporation for the duration of my career. Multiple jobs with increasing responsibilities. Rarely had a difficult boss.
I don't mind doing the cooking, if you'll provide the dessert? ๐Ÿค—
Well... I guess you've been lucky when it came to bad jobs... and there's nothing wrong with that. So yours are all the happy tales! ๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ—

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sexyldy1000 59F  
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5/31/2019 8:37 pm

    Quoting Paulxx001:
    I don't mind doing the cooking, if you'll provide the dessert? ๐Ÿค—
    Well... I guess you've been lucky when it came to bad jobs... and there's nothing wrong with that. So yours are all the happy tales! ๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ—
OK ๐Ÿ‘. Sounds like a fair trade. Whatโ€™s your favourite? Or is it something that is neither made nor purchased ๐Ÿ˜Š

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Paulxx001 62M
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6/1/2019 2:03 am

    Quoting sexyldy1000:
    OK ๐Ÿ‘. Sounds like a fair trade. Whatโ€™s your favourite? Or is it something that is neither made nor purchased ๐Ÿ˜Š
lol... actually... you CAN make it AND buy it... ๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ‘

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Paulxx001 62M
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6/1/2019 3:36 pm

    Quoting  :

Oh yeah... I can see that happening.
You weren't the boyfriend in the background with the cam? lol...
So many vids on pornhub... Thanks for stopping by. ๐Ÿ‘

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scoupe42 56M  
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6/2/2019 8:42 am

Dude, you always have funny entertaining blogs, good job!


Paulxx001 62M
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6/2/2019 3:37 pm

    Quoting scoupe42:
    Dude, you always have funny entertaining blogs, good job!
Happy to be here. Thanks for stopping by! ๐Ÿ‘

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sweet_VM 61F  
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6/3/2019 12:43 pm

Frankie tales are just getting even better. Worst job would be delivering papers. Never eat midnight snacks. Hugs V

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Paulxx001 62M
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6/3/2019 4:38 pm

    Quoting sweet_VM:
    Frankie tales are just getting even better. Worst job would be delivering papers. Never eat midnight snacks. Hugs V
Frankee is a bit unpredictable.... He says hi! ๐Ÿ˜˜
You delivered papers? Wow... Sounds like a classic!
Hmmm..... maybe you need... the right midnight snack, on the menu. ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜
But I get your point. You don't want to fill yourself up... with junk food, right? ๐Ÿ˜ถ

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whoisagentj 49M
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6/7/2019 12:11 pm

Worst job I ever had...I was working a data center for a manager that verbally berated me on a regular basis. One night I had to work an overnight maintenance on a device I had no experience with. I called my manager to walk me through it and he yelled at me for a half hour that I should know how to work this equipment. I didn't. He told me to do the work or else. And...I dropped the power on the whole entire data center and we had a power outage. I had customers coming in yelling at me, my boss yelling at me, and my regional manager came in and yelled at me and was about to fire me when I told him I hadn't been trained on the equipment, and that my boss told me to do it or else I would be fired.
Well I didn't get fired and my regional manager gave me another shot, but my boss pulled me off to the side and told me "If you ever throw me under the bus like that again, I know where you live. I'll come your house and beat the shit out of you." He verbally threatened to assault me.

For months I had to deal with verbal abuse. I got an ulcer. Yet I couldn't quit the job, because I was trying to take care of my family, and at the time, we were going through a terrible recession (it was the dot com bubble burst and many of the tech companies were failing) so I had to stick the job out.

6 months later, he didn't show up for work one day. One day turned into two, and then it turned into a week, and my regional manager asked where he was. I told him he hadn't shown up for work at all. What happened was my boss went on a coke binge and got a heart attack. So he got fired, then rehired for some reason. About 3 months later, he went on another coke induced binge and missed 10 days of work and got fired permanently. I ended up getting a new boss and things went well for a while. And then I got fired a year later due to downsizing when the company got taken over.

In the end, I saw him again working for another company, and he was still a complete dickhead to me. And I reported him to his manager and got him fired from that job as well. I got my revenge, but in the end, it still didn't feel like it was enough after all he put me through.

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Paulxx001 62M
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6/9/2019 2:53 am

    Quoting whoisagentj:
    Worst job I ever had...I was working a data center for a manager that verbally berated me on a regular basis. One night I had to work an overnight maintenance on a device I had no experience with. I called my manager to walk me through it and he yelled at me for a half hour that I should know how to work this equipment. I didn't. He told me to do the work or else. And...I dropped the power on the whole entire data center and we had a power outage. I had customers coming in yelling at me, my boss yelling at me, and my regional manager came in and yelled at me and was about to fire me when I told him I hadn't been trained on the equipment, and that my boss told me to do it or else I would be fired.
    Well I didn't get fired and my regional manager gave me another shot, but my boss pulled me off to the side and told me "If you ever throw me under the bus like that again, I know where you live. I'll come your house and beat the shit out of you." He verbally threatened to assault me.

    For months I had to deal with verbal abuse. I got an ulcer. Yet I couldn't quit the job, because I was trying to take care of my family, and at the time, we were going through a terrible recession (it was the dot com bubble burst and many of the tech companies were failing) so I had to stick the job out.

    6 months later, he didn't show up for work one day. One day turned into two, and then it turned into a week, and my regional manager asked where he was. I told him he hadn't shown up for work at all. What happened was my boss went on a coke binge and got a heart attack. So he got fired, then rehired for some reason. About 3 months later, he went on another coke induced binge and missed 10 days of work and got fired permanently. I ended up getting a new boss and things went well for a while. And then I got fired a year later due to downsizing when the company got taken over.

    In the end, I saw him again working for another company, and he was still a complete dickhead to me. And I reported him to his manager and got him fired from that job as well. I got my revenge, but in the end, it still didn't feel like it was enough after all he put me through.
Wow. That's quite the story. I guess everything doesn't go better with coke, right? ๐Ÿ˜ฎ
Thanks for sharing your story... And I thought my job was a bad one... ๐Ÿ‘

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pocogato12 67F  
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10/28/2019 10:36 am

Where was that green dildo when I need to club the head nurse??
I worked in a nursing home in high school. One of my jobs was feeding an elderly lady who could not see and had a vocabulary that the sailors would cringe at. One night the head nurse came to me and told me I had to get this patient ready for the funeral home. I said " what!?" She said " Mrs B id dead and you have to get the body ready for pick-up" Mind you I was 17, had never been to a funeral and never seen a dad body. I called my mother and that was the end of that job ( pay was decent too) but not THAT good

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Paulxx001 62M
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10/28/2019 11:45 am

    Quoting pocogato12:
    Where was that green dildo when I need to club the head nurse??
    I worked in a nursing home in high school. One of my jobs was feeding an elderly lady who could not see and had a vocabulary that the sailors would cringe at. One night the head nurse came to me and told me I had to get this patient ready for the funeral home. I said " what!?" She said " Mrs B id dead and you have to get the body ready for pick-up" Mind you I was 17, had never been to a funeral and never seen a dad body. I called my mother and that was the end of that job ( pay was decent too) but not THAT good
Ok. You win! ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ˜Š
And I thought I had some bad jobs!
So... I guess it kinda scarred you, right? And that's why you turned out the way you did? ๐Ÿค”
How DID you turn out? lol ๐Ÿ˜‚
Omg... Yep! You win. ๐Ÿ‘ฝ๐Ÿ’€๐ŸŽƒ
I don't have any prizes to offer. We can go out for dinner next time you're here?

I won't ask for the details. ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

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EnigmaInitiative 51F  
2711 posts
10/29/2019 4:08 am

    Quoting Paulxx001:
    I do.
    Most of the time I'll reach for something healthy. But I've been known to have a full meal, at one in the morning, just by digging through left overs or whatever is in the fridge. Some crazy concoctions are created, when you're starving, in the middle of the night.
    No? ๐ŸŒƒ ๐Ÿ˜
Necessity is the mother of invention.

I do the same thing

I'm about to kick MainMan's Ass. He won't shut up. It's seven o clock in the morning, he won't give me enough silence to gather my thoughts.

Winks

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EnigmaInitiative 51F  
2711 posts
10/29/2019 4:09 am

    Quoting pocogato12:
    this is by far one of your best Frankie tales. I am still laughing and will be all day. Worst job: a nursing home when I was 17 and the head nurse told me I had to get a body ready for the funeral home. I'd never been to a funeral never mind dress a dead body. My mother came and took me home
    Late night snacks- at least once a week. My favorite is cold chicken
Hey, I worked at a nursing home when I was seventeen too.

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Paulxx001 62M
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10/29/2019 7:25 am

    Quoting EnigmaInitiative:
    Hey, I worked at a nursing home when I was seventeen too.
Wow... What a coincidence!
Bad jobs... everyone has a list, right? ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

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EnigmaInitiative 51F  
2711 posts
10/29/2019 7:28 am

    Quoting  :

I love this story

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EnigmaInitiative 51F  
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10/29/2019 7:29 am

    Quoting Paulxx001:
    Wow... What a coincidence!
    Bad jobs... everyone has a list, right? ๐Ÿ˜ฎ
Absolutely, I've read and heard TONS over the years.

People tell me stories all the time, alllllllll the time.

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mc_justmc 59M  
5259 posts
10/29/2019 6:41 pm

The temp jobs I had in Arizona, scraping tar off the roof in 110+ degree weather.


Paulxx001 62M
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10/29/2019 7:29 pm

    Quoting EnigmaInitiative:
    Absolutely, I've read and heard TONS over the years.

    People tell me stories all the time, alllllllll the time.

    Happy Tuesday
Sorta makes my jobs seem good.
No... Not really... lol
While you're living it... there's no happy version.

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Paulxx001 62M
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10/29/2019 7:34 pm

    Quoting mc_justmc:
    The temp jobs I had in Arizona, scraping tar off the roof in 110+ degree weather.
Ok.. That's bad. I would have given you the prize.
'Poco', prepped a dead body, while working in a nursing home when she was seventeen.
But a hundred and ten.. THAT sizzles! Oooo.
I guess ya lived through it. ๐Ÿค” ๐Ÿ‘
I'd have to say that heat - would damage me, seriously. I can't take it.

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EnigmaInitiative 51F  
2711 posts
10/30/2019 6:10 am

"While you're living it... there's no happy version."

For me? Sometimes there is. I'm lucky in that I love talking with people one on one. In person mainly, online can be very difficult.

I'm remembering very clearly, now, a lesson I learned during these chaotic last few months.

Written Communication is so often easily misunderstood by almost everyone. It's why I've always been such a writer, even in my youth. I used to write LONG ass letters to my grandma when she moved away.

I wrote like ten pagers trying to woo my first husband. Like...seriously, no joke..no exaggeration...two or three ten page, hand written letters to him weekly.

This Reading/Writing thing? I've been like this since childhood. I learned to read at three.

Phone can be difficult, for me, too. There's something about mobile phones that I can't put my finger on real well, it fucks with my ears. Which is why we're getting a house phone.

Over all, though? I found that a VERY PROFOUND statement which is why I'm quoting it.

And, I wrote you a novella. Bwahahahahaha

Sheesh I am a wordy broad, ain't I? LOLOLOLOLOLOL

Happy Wednesday!

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