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Jokes of the day...
Posted:Dec 27, 2018 1:23 pm
Last Updated:Dec 27, 2018 1:24 pm
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Q: What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree? A: Hold on to your nuts, this is no ordinary blow job!

Q: Whats a condom and a coffin got in common? A: They both hold stiffs but one is cumin and one is going!

Q: When is a man most intelligent, before, after or during sex? A: During sex cuz he's plugged up to the knowledge source

Sex is like math. Add a bed, Subtract the clothes, Divide the legs, and pray you don’t Multiply!

Sex is like a misdemeanor, the more I miss it, da meaner I get.

How do you know if you have a high sperm count ? If she has to chew before she can swallow.

Two potatoes are standing on a corner, how can you tell which one is a ? The one that says IDAHO!

Q: What did the penis say to the condom? A: Cover me going in!

What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak.
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Another joke of the day
Posted:Dec 27, 2018 1:20 pm
Last Updated:Dec 27, 2018 1:24 pm
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A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him.
As he sits, the waitress comes over and asks for their orders.
The man says, "I'll have a hamburger, fries and a coke," and turns to the ostrich, "What's yours?"
"I'll have the same," says the ostrich.
A short time later the waitress returns with the order. "That will be $6.40 please," and the man reaches into his pocket and pulls out the exact change for payment.
The next day, the man and the ostrich come again and the man says, "I'll have a hamburger, fries and a coke," and the ostrich says, "I'll have the same."
Once again the man reaches into his pocket and pays with exact change.
This becomes a routine until late one evening, the two enter again.
"The usual?" asks the waitress. "No, this is Friday night, so I will have a steak, baked potato and salad," says the man, "same for me," says the ostrich.
A short time later the waitress comes with the order and says, "That will be $12.62."Once again the man pulls exact change out of his pocket and places it on the table.
The waitress can't hold back her curiosity any longer.
"Excuse me, sir.How do you manage to always come up with the exact change out of your pocket every time?"
"Well," says the man, "several ago I was cleaning the attic and I found an lamp. When I rubbed it a Genie appeared and offered me two wishes. My first wish was that if I ever had to for anything, I would just put my hand in my pocket and the right amount of money would always be there."
"That's brilliant!"says the waitress. "Most people would wish for a million dollars or something, but you'll always be as rich as you want for as long as you live!"
"That's right. Whether it's a gallon of milk or a Rolls Royce, the exact money is always there," says the man.
The waitress asks, "One other thing, sir, what's with the ostrich?"
The man sighs, pauses, and answers, "My second wish was for a tall chick with long legs who agrees with everything I say."
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Joke of the day....
Posted:Dec 27, 2018 1:13 pm
Last Updated:Dec 27, 2018 1:25 pm
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One of the airlines recently introduced a special half-fare rate for wives accompanying their husbands on business trips.
Anticipating some valuable testimonials, the publicity department of the airline sent out letters to all the wives of businessmen who used the special rates, asking how they enjoyed their trip.
Responses are still pouring in asking, "What trip?"
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