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spunkycumfun 61M/66F
29577 posts
8/20/2021 11:51 am
PEEING YOUR PANTS IS COOL



The just-peed-yourself is now fashionable!

The Wet Pants Denim company has just launched a range of denim jeans that, in its words, “are designed to mimic the aesthetic of urinary incontinence without the commonly associated discomfort.” The company is convinced that “there are people who actually do enjoy the ‘wet ’”.

Each pair of jeans, individually stained by hand, retails £50 (or $75). The company’s range of jeans includes “blue denim with a dark blue crotch splotch; light gray denim with a dark gray spot; or white with yellow dye for that extra drop of realism” - see for the full range.

Having anticipated considerable demand for these ‘wet , dry feel’ jeans on this site, I purchased a bulk order a discounted . So I can deliver these jeans to your door for £40 (or $60) a pair. Also I can cater for all sizes and can offer drainpipe or flared jeans.

I can personally vouch for how authentic these jeans are; I peed myself yesterday and couldn't tell the difference between my wet jeans and the Wet Pants Denim jeans. now while stocks last!


How many pairs of ‘wet ’ jeans would you like to ?
What colour jeans would you like to purchase?
And what are your measurements?


For those who order five or more pairs of jeans, a complimentary copy of Carla K Long’s Who Peed My Pants? best- will come with your delivery!









spunkycumfun 61M/66F
37872 posts
8/20/2021 11:52 am

Unfortunately, at least for some readers, the Wet Pants Denim company has no plans “to offer clothing featuring spots the colour of other bodily emissions.”
This is an obvious gap in the market that I intend to fill very shortly. Watch this space for the launch of a range of jeans with a no-smell brown crotch splotch!


citizen4722 63M  
72684 posts
8/20/2021 1:51 pm

Yes, I read about this recently. I just pissed myself with laughter.


CleavageFan4U 64M  
67497 posts
8/20/2021 2:03 pm

OH SERIOUSLY.

If we order right now do we get a "not-so-fresh" set of worn panties with our order?

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shoot_blanks 79M
732 posts
8/20/2021 2:22 pm

I'm a prostate cancer survivor from 19 years ago and as a result of the surgery i have been urinary incontinent for the past 19 years, ie, I drip. I have to wear an incontinence pad 24/7. Occasionally I have an "overflow accident". I cannot imagine any adult desiring this look of having peed in his pants.


1seeking1 56F
3690 posts
8/20/2021 2:31 pm

Hopefully this a joke? No thanks I will not be buying them.


redrockrascal 63M
23200 posts
8/20/2021 3:56 pm

You could offer full-smell brown crotch splotch jeans if marketed as a "total sensory overload experience".

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


flannel_light 59F  
3866 posts
8/20/2021 4:50 pm

What will they think of next😯

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ltrskr 73M  
4959 posts
8/20/2021 5:35 pm

Poncho and Cisco were riding across the desert...;
Poncho: Hey Cisco.. Did u chit in yo pants........?
NO, Poncho. I deed not....
A little. while later.. Cisco get off ur mule and drop za pants....
He does so...OM FU*King God.. Cisco!!!!
I tath u meent today Poncho........


staci_19702 50T
1166 posts
8/20/2021 6:25 pm

Holy crap. I’ve been doing this to my jeans for years. And to find out you can just buy them? Dang. And all those years of using battery acid and a rock to make acid wash jeans. I’m just always a little behind the times.

Have a great day! 💋
Staci


Paulxx001 64M
21279 posts
8/20/2021 6:39 pm

Ok, really?
That's news to me; ya mind if I pass? 🤔
Although, I've got an excuse if — heaven forbid — it ever happens.
Thanks for the heads up. 😎 ❗ ❗


scoupe42 58M  
12326 posts
8/20/2021 7:05 pm

Is this for real?????


lindoboy100 58M
23737 posts
8/20/2021 7:08 pm

Crikey McP, been doing that for years, and now they're calling it art and fashion!!!!

Pull ma finger.........


jajo696 66F
3901 posts
8/20/2021 10:22 pm

We should all buy stock in the wet denim company. im sure some one will buy. Crazy stuff....Smh ~


PonyGirl1965 55F
18212 posts
8/20/2021 11:17 pm

Oh gross ...


author51 58F
122228 posts
8/20/2021 11:25 pm

Yikes...lol.Fashion has taken a turn for the worse Hun. I think I will pass on those...xoxo


effer2910 57M
5487 posts
8/21/2021 2:18 am

Oh my God! Rest in piss dear Spunky

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ltrskr 73M  
4959 posts
8/21/2021 4:24 am

Hmmmm, I hear there's been a big order from the White in multiple size's.
Ever body has to wear them so Ol' Joe won't be embarrassed!


pal334 67M  
44310 posts
8/21/2021 5:32 am

How many pairs of ‘wet look’ jeans would you like to buy? I believe ZERO

What colour jeans would you like to purchase? The ones I have are ok

And what are your measurements? Very personal


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lok4fun500 111M  
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8/21/2021 10:22 am

you are going to fill your pants soon???




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Tmptrzz 58F
101602 posts
8/21/2021 11:53 am

What an interesting read, I think I would have to pass on the wet jeans look as it's not for me.
I hope you both enjoy a great weekend..

Seduce the mind and see what a wonderful adventure the body will take you on..


spunkycumfun 61M/66F
37872 posts
8/22/2021 12:54 pm

    Quoting citizen4722:
    Yes, I read about this recently. I just pissed myself with laughter.
You need to sell those jeans when you pissed yourself right now. Strike while the iron's hot (and wet)!


spunkycumfun 61M/66F
37872 posts
8/22/2021 12:57 pm

I'm more than happy to sneak a pair of my worn panities in with your order. No extra cost!


spunkycumfun 61M/66F
37872 posts
8/22/2021 12:59 pm

    Quoting shoot_blanks:
    I'm a prostate cancer survivor from 19 years ago and as a result of the surgery i have been urinary incontinent for the past 19 years, ie, I drip. I have to wear an incontinence pad 24/7. Occasionally I have an "overflow accident". I cannot imagine any adult desiring this look of having peed in his pants.
I'm very pleased you've survived prostate cancer.
Though maybe difficult to imagine, it's true that the Wet Pants Denim company have launched these jeans.
Thanks for stopping by.


spunkycumfun 61M/66F
37872 posts
8/22/2021 1:00 pm

    Quoting 1seeking1:
    Hopefully this a joke? No thanks I will not be buying them.
I'm afraid it's not a joke. The Wet Pants Denim company are selling 'wet look' jeans.
Thanks for stopping by.


spunkycumfun 61M/66F
37872 posts
8/22/2021 1:04 pm

    Quoting redrockrascal:
    You could offer full-smell brown crotch splotch jeans if marketed as a "total sensory overload experience".
Your idea of a full-smell brown crotch splotch jeans sounds like a great idea. Shall we go into partnership? With the likely demand, I can't do it on my own!


spunkycumfun 61M/66F
37872 posts
8/22/2021 1:08 pm

Never under-estimate what some people are willing to sell or even under-estimate what some people are willing to buy!


spunkycumfun 61M/66F
37872 posts
8/22/2021 1:14 pm

    Quoting ltrskr:
    Poncho and Cisco were riding across the desert...;
    Poncho: Hey Cisco.. Did u chit in yo pants........?
    NO, Poncho. I deed not....
    A little. while later.. Cisco get off ur mule and drop za pants....
    He does so...OM FU*King God.. Cisco!!!!
    I tath u meent today Poncho........
Poncho and Cisco are dirty guys!


spunkycumfun 61M/66F
37872 posts
8/22/2021 1:15 pm

    Quoting staci_19702:
    Holy crap. I’ve been doing this to my jeans for years. And to find out you can just buy them? Dang. And all those years of using battery acid and a rock to make acid wash jeans. I’m just always a little behind the times.
Now you know how you can turn pissing yourself in your jeans into hard cash!


spunkycumfun 61M/66F
37872 posts
8/22/2021 1:16 pm

    Quoting Paulxx001:
    Ok, really?
    That's news to me; ya mind if I pass? 🤔
    Although, I've got an excuse if — heaven forbid — it ever happens.
    Thanks for the heads up. 😎 ❗ ❗
Of course it's okay to pass up this offer. But one day the offer will tempt you!


spunkycumfun 61M/66F
37872 posts
8/22/2021 1:17 pm

It is for real - there's a company selling 'wet look' jeans!


spunkycumfun 61M/66F
37872 posts
8/22/2021 1:20 pm

    Quoting lindoboy100:
    Crikey McP, been doing that for years, and now they're calling it art and fashion!!!!
McLindo, you need to start selling your peed-in pants for the sake of art, fashion and a pretty penny for yourself! This trade is just what post-Brexit Britain needs to get back on its feet.


spunkycumfun 61M/66F
37872 posts
8/22/2021 1:21 pm

    Quoting jajo696:
    We should all buy stock in the wet denim company. im sure some one will buy. Crazy stuff....Smh ~
It is crazy but I've now just purchased a substantial stake in the Wet Pants Denim company!


spunkycumfun 61M/66F
37872 posts
8/22/2021 1:22 pm

It is gross, but it makes you think how can you make money out of accidents!


spunkycumfun 61M/66F
37872 posts
8/22/2021 1:32 pm

    Quoting author51:
    Yikes...lol.Fashion has taken a turn for the worse Hun. I think I will pass on those...xoxo
Fashion is so fickle nowadays! I remember when platform shoes, bell-bottom trousers and tank tops were cool!


spunkycumfun 61M/66F
37872 posts
8/22/2021 1:33 pm

    Quoting effer2910:
    Oh my God! Rest in piss dear Spunky
Surely, there's a big market in France for these 'wet look' jeans!


spunkycumfun 61M/66F
37872 posts
8/22/2021 1:34 pm

    Quoting ltrskr:
    Hmmmm, I hear there's been a big order from the White in multiple size's.
    Ever body has to wear them so Ol' Joe won't be embarrassed!
Joe Biden is one of my most loyal customers!


spunkycumfun 61M/66F
37872 posts
8/22/2021 1:35 pm

    Quoting pal334:
    How many pairs of ‘wet look’ jeans would you like to buy? I believe ZERO

    What colour jeans would you like to purchase? The ones I have are ok

    And what are your measurements? Very personal

You're passing by a great investment opportunity here!


spunkycumfun 61M/66F
37872 posts
8/22/2021 1:36 pm

    Quoting lok4fun500:
    you are going to fill your pants soon???
I've filled my pants loads just trying to keep up with the orders flooding in!


spunkycumfun 61M/66F
37872 posts
8/22/2021 1:38 pm

    Quoting Tmptrzz:
    What an interesting read, I think I would have to pass on the wet jeans look as it's not for me.
    I hope you both enjoy a great weekend..
The 'wet look' is not for me either but, if I do wet myself in my jeans, it's reassuring that I can sell them for profit!


redrockrascal 63M
23200 posts
8/22/2021 2:29 pm

    Quoting spunkycumfun:
    Your idea of a full-smell brown crotch splotch jeans sounds like a great idea. Shall we go into partnership? With the likely demand, I can't do it on my own!
I would be happy to operate in the areas where my expertise lies - on the Marketing and administrative side not production.

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


spunkycumfun 61M/66F
37872 posts
8/23/2021 2:32 am

    Quoting redrockrascal:
    I would be happy to operate in the areas where my expertise lies - on the Marketing and administrative side not production.
That's marketing and administration sorted, but what about operations?!


jack52803 65M
6 posts
9/2/2021 7:26 pm

I will probably be doing this all too soon with out trying.
getting old sucks.


spunkycumfun 61M/66F
37872 posts
9/3/2021 1:32 am

    Quoting jack52803:
    I will probably be doing this all too soon with out trying.
    getting old sucks.
Me too!
My Dad once advised me not to get old!
Thanks for stopping by.


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