DaveHumpster 47 / M
"Dave Humpster is my name and satisfaction is my game"
Hornchurch, Essex, United Kingdom
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DaveHumpster 47/M
Hornchurch, Essex , United Kingdom
5'8' (with an extra 7 1/2" where it matters), divorced, available & live alone. I'm laid back, randy, easy going, jovial, erudite, urbane & many other adjectives apply. Me is intelligent & finds the same in my ladies a turn on but if you're a bit ditsy that's cute too, so I that makes me a sapiosexual with flexible standards. Without a beard I have a baby face and no one takes me seriously, and with it I still look sweet and innocent, but don't be fooled for I know what's what and exactly how to go about it. I have sex for fun and deeper enjoyment too, yet I take sex very seriously and have devoted my time to being able to leave my partners flabber completely gasted. Yet I have never been taken to such heights myself (everyone say awwww) but maybe there's a lady out there that can deliver what I want. Could it be you?

My Ideal Person Firstly, I'm not a 'sub'.
Due to my masculinity and high self esteem I'm naturally dominant so if any female wannabe dominate contacts me you find you are wasting your time.
I find such actions laughable and completely phoney.

I'm looking for a hot, horny and laid back (or standing, kneeling whatever) wildcat woman with a desire for continuous multiple orgasms until I've had enough, not when you have and wanna quit on me.

NSA FWB would suit to start with and if more comes from it then so be it.

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Light Bondage, Mutual Masturbation, Massage

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Sexual experience, Physical attraction, Same/similar fetishes, Experience in a certain role (top/bottom; master/slave), Ability to be discreet, Open to ménage à trois and/or orgies, Sexual appetite, Willingness to freely discuss and try anything, Agreeable to a commitment free sexual relationship, Creativity/Kinkiness level, A little of each

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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  • 47 / male
  • Hornchurch, Essex, United Kingdom
Sexual Orientation:
Looking For:  Women
Birthdate: September 2, 1972
Relocate?: No
Marital Status: Divorced
Height: 5 ft 8 in / 172-175 cm
Body Type: A little extra padding
Smoking: I'm a non-smoker
Drinking: I'm a light/social drinker
Drugs: I don't use drugs
Education: Master's degree
Occupation: Health Consultant
Race: Caucasian
Religion: Spiritual
Have Children: Yes. We do not live together.
Want Children: Happy with what I have
Male Endowment: Long/Average
Circumcised: Yes
Speaks: English, Coc, Kney(conversational)
Hair Color: Blonde
Hair Length: Short
Eye Color: Blue
Glasses or Contacts: Glasses