[B]No one under the age of 50ish. No married guys or attached.[/B] And if you want the 19-29 year olds, off you go......[B][/B] I'm digital and smoke-free, a diversified multi-cultural post-modern deconstructionist, politically, anatomically and ecologically incorrect. I'm New Wave but Old School. In the moment, on the edge, over the top but under the radar. Toll-free, bite-size, ready to wear, and come in all sizes. Fully equipped, factory authorized, hosptial tested, clinically proven, and scientifically formulated. I am disinterested by small talk, disillusioned with love, and too focused on my aspirations and dreams to lend anyone my attention for long. But if we make that connection, if you find your way into my heart, I will fall for you like gravity has let go of the earth. Waiting for that tornado to meet a volcano. I would like to see a face picture without sunglasses and/or a hat. And not a cock shot. It's really sad that men think their cock is their best feature.[U][/U]

My Ideal Person Have a sense of humor with a side of sarcasm. ISO: Cute, tall, and have teeth and hair. Don't take yourself seriously. Never grow so somber or self-important that you fail to appreciate the humor in our lives.

Critical reading: If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague. Sometimes we need to be willing to take a chance, because you'll never know how absolutely great something will turn out to be.

And if you have no interest in someone on this site after you've met, please tell them why because what's even more painful than being abandoned is knowing you're not worth an explanation.

It's been great having you on the show, but once again, we are out of time.