I am looking for fun, discrete, select friends to have ongoing fun with. Not into drama or Chinese sex bots. Not into yoga. Not into pina colada. I don't send unsolicited dick pics. I put the toilet seat down when I'm done. I don't respond to IM messages generally. A rogue, a rascal, and a purveyor of shenanigans. I'm an average white guy with an average white guy package. If you have read this far- send me a message. I keep trying to strike up conversations with no luck, so bonus points for reaching out to me. Everyone else seems to have a version of this, so why not? LEGAL NOTICE: The words and images posted by me or sent via email or chat, remain my sole and exclusive property and their use is expressly limited to the uses I affirmatively authorize(d) on AdultFriendFinder. Any other use or reproduction of my words or images, in whole or in part, is expressly forbidden. Any unauthorized use shall cause me to suffer irreparable harm, will constitute a severe breach of my privacy and will result in a lawsuit and injunction where i shall demand all legal damages and equitable remedies to the fullest extent allowed by law. I hereby assert all of my statutory and common law rights under applicable state, provincial, and federal laws as though each were fully set forth at length herein.

My Ideal Person Someone who isn't hung up on themselves, or the search for BBC. Who can laugh and relax and carry a conversation.
Don't mind playing with a couple, or a group, but not into m/m contact.