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letzlaughnplay 75 / M
"Dr. Ruth says, ''Use it or lose it'' (perish the very thought)"
Belle Vernon, Pennsylvania, United States
 
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letzlaughnplay 75/M
Belle Vernon, Pennsylvania
Introduction
Hello Ladies, I'm in Belle Vernon (about 25 mi. south of Pittsburgh) and very single. Am in good shape for my years, height/weight prop., easy going, and love to laugh. But hey, it's really all about the chemistry isn't it? I WILL BE honest, polite, and respectful with you, and pride myself in that fact. NO.. not into married couples, groups, tri-fectas, nude synchronized-swimming, whips, chains or lies. Yes, l'm Retired with lots of free time and am happy to host. (wait, maybe that nude-swimming thing would be OK). \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\***This used to be a cool site with loads of interesting people. Now most have left. That, coupled with the constant pop-up over night accounts by obvious fake young women, have become such a nuisance, turning this into "Stalesville". Letting my Gold status expire on May 25. Wanna talk to me bad enough? Then you be the one to be overcharged for that feature. l'm outta here. ---You may have seen me harmlessly camming on here. Never nude. Your curvy female forms are much more wonderful to watch. Letz compare notes, desires, ticklish spots, UFO sightings, what-ever. If the stars align who knows, a fun date with food, big laughs, banter, a movie? Shall l bring my toothbrush and you yours, just in case? And yes, Please be prepared for a, 'Free of Charge', full and complete, body massage. Something that l have been rumored to be quite good at... B) ... I'm not really kinky, crazy-wild or into pain. I probably won't go much beyond Jello, bubble wrap, nude hulla-hoop'n, or spontaneous elevator sex... but l do consider myself to be quite open minded. What do YOU have in mind hun? ORAL..! --- Who said oral? ...Sure, oral is good... Hell its better than good, its friggen great.! Maturity has taught me that quicker is definitely NOT better. Now ease on back there dumplin', get a good grip on the headboard and try not to bite your tongue. . B). Honestly, I won't be having a good time unless you are too, truly. And If I make plans with you, be assured that l I will keep them. So are you home alone, sipping a favorite wine from your pretty, stemmed crystal, perhaps having a lusty moment? Then, by all means, give me a Jiggle...er-a, I meant, a Jingle... Please don't be shy, letz settle back, enjoy some good laughs. and see what we can stir up. [SIZE 3][/SIZE]

My Ideal Person A mutually attracted, fairly local, unattached lady who is polite, bored and appreciates totally honest and respectful fun. One who would like to share in the warmth and feel of 'That Human Touch', to counter-balance this thing out there called LIFE. A Lady who is Upright ...(correction: Up-Front), honest and carries through with plans, aside from SNAFU's. (Situation Normal, All F'ucked Up). She knows what she wants, grabs it up and does not waste our precious time, karma or energy. Life can be bumpy enough, Letz smooth it out a little, together.

Happy to send CURRENT PHOTOS, (U won't be disappointed). Please now, letz be honest ok? Don't 'smoke' me with old pics, because both yours and my own honesty will soon be revealed, when we meet.
Thanks and please dear, Dooo TAKE CARE --- and ROCK-ON wich'er COOL-SELF.


Tell one of your favorite sexual fantasies. Don't hold back!:
...Well there was this one time in a dentist's office,
but that is actually a true story, and l only tell it person.

What location do you fantasize about for a sexual encounter?:
Your bed, my bed, the floor, up against the washing machine,
my

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Mutual, undeniable attraction... You both know it immediatelyw

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
No, not really. Just you, wiggling across the kitchen,
bare footed with a smile holding 2 cups of coffee, your breasts
jiggling under a long, light, cotton dress shirt of mine
with the sleeves and collar turned up, and a lovely pair
of panties.

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Information
  • 75 / male
  • Belle Vernon, Pennsylvania, United States
Sexual Orientation:
Straight
Looking For:  Women
Birthdate: May 10, 1948
Hometown: Belle Vernon, Pennsylvania, United States
Relocate?: No
Marital Status: Single
Height: 5 ft 10 in / 177-180 cm
Body Type: Average
Smoking: I'm a non-smoker
Drinking: I'm a light/social drinker
Drugs: I don't use drugs
Education: BA/BS (4 years college)
Occupation: rescently retired
Race: Caucasian
Religion: Catholic
Have Children: Yes. We do not live together.
Want Children: No
Male Endowment: Prefer not to say/Prefer not to say
Circumcised: Yes
Speaks: English
Hair Color: Grey
Hair Length: Receding
Eye Color: Brown
Glasses or Contacts: None