My job keeps me on the road most of the time. I've been in Chicago for the last three months, and will be here till April. I kinda take things as they come. I'm open to anything that happens. I'm very easy going. I'm very sarcastic. I can and will make anything into a joke. I'm also very honest. I will tell you what I think. That's what gets me into trouble the most.

My Ideal Person I'm not looking for a new friend. I have plenty of friends. Every time i get close to a girl, she decides that she wants to tell me about her drama and cry on my shoulder. Next thing you know she doesn't want to date anymore because it may ruin our friendship. ARG!
I'm looking for someone to throw her thong at me on the stage at a concert. lol. Someone that want's to have me as a boyfriend, not a best friend. I know that they sometimes go hand in hand and that's fine with me as long as they are both there. I'm not into uncomfortably large women. If me and a linebacker can fit in your pants at the same time I probably won't be interested. Not that there is anything wrong with large women, just not my thing. Also, If you have bad body odor or armpits and legs with more hair than mine you can jog on. Once again, some guys are into using a weed-whacker to get to a chick's body. Not me. I may sound like a dick but I just don't see my self with a girl that looks like Fat Bastard from Austin Powers.

To sum up: If you are a woman that thinks she can deal with my strange personality and gutter sense of humor, and you don't look like my dad or eat a whole bucket of extra crispy everyday for breakfast, Hit me up. I am an open book.

What are your favorite musicians or bands?:
Dave Matthews Band

Tell one of your favorite sexual fantasies. Don't hold back!:
Threesome with twins.

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Threesomes, Mutual Masturbation, Making Home "Movies", Voyeurism

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
Angelina. What doesn't turn men on about her?

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I have cybersex quite often.

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