I'm a well-mannered lady like with a filthy streak. I'm enthusiastic, playful, and smart. I'm pretty much an open book. Ask me anything (just no dumb questions like [I]What's the kinkiest thing you've done?[/I] haha). I'm sexually open. I've tried it all. Well not ALL of it, but a lot of it. I'm not specifically INTO everything I've tried but I do have an appreciation for everyone's fetishes, generally (no poop thanks!!!!). I work(ed?) as a sex educator, so I'm pretty schooled in technique, anatomy, tools, communication, etc. but you can read all that out of a book. What I'm looking for is chemistry. Someone who isn't put off by my filthy mouth (I make sailors blush), my willingness to do most anything in and out of the bedroom, and my vast toy collection. I am also quite hilarious and make a lot of and abortion jokes if you like that sort of thing. If you don't, I can assure you we wouldn't get along. As far as what I want, I just want to feel chemistry with a few cool people. I'm not going to meet any one on here that I don't feel can add a positive spectrum to my life and vice versa. As I age (ha ha at 21, hilarious), I realize quality trumps quantity any day (well, most days). Age isn't a factor, though 40 is probably my upper limit unless you're in good shape (I don't mean thin, I mean FIT) because I have a lot of energy and I'm tired of guys that can't keep up (in general, not just sexually). I do have a short list or deal breakers, but I assure you, it is short. [B]I am not interested in[/B] \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\*men in monogamous relationships in which you are deceiving your partner. \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\*just-your-average-guy. you can look like the guy next door, have a modest income, have typical hobbies but be FAR from average. I want someone who has always been told that they are different (in a good way). \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\*Jealousy issues. If I fuck you, I probably like you, and just because I see other people doesn't mean you're less cool. Just different. \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\*Red Wings fans... unless you're REALLY hot. Then we can do a role play thing where I wear a Roy jersey and you wear a Vernon jersey and... \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\*Mean people. Bad attitudes aren't cute. Cockiness isn't cute. Sorry. \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\*Men who think they're so much older and wiser and can show me a thing or two in the bedroom. Please, refrain from such messages, because chances are I can show you a thing or ten, and this only irritates. And there you have it. See, I told you it was a short list!

My Ideal Person Personality matters WAY more than what you look like. I'd rather give pleasure to someone who I like who may not be a 10 physically, than give it to some jerk who looks like a Greek God.

If there is some chance that you like hockey, ride a fixed gear AND a helmet, have a nice fatty, smoke grass, and have a sense of humor only to be described as weird, PLEASE don't hesitate to holler!!

What location do you fantasize about for a sexual encounter?:
A bed, The beach, A moving vehicle (i.e. car), The middle of a park, An airplane, A dark back alley, A remote wilderness spot, My desk at work, A store dressing room, An elevator, A hotel room

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Fetishes, Light Bondage, Spanking, Role Playing, Threesomes, Mutual Masturbation, Blindfolds, Massage

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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